In a rare change of heart for a multinational, Intel has decided today to give back to the taxpayers of New Mexico."As a show of our appreciation to taxpayers for their generosity for taking on our tax burden, not only are we going to pay back each and every dollar we took from the state's coffers through tax breaks, we're going to give each and every child in the state a free top-of-the-line computer with Intel's latest super chips inside," said Liz Malloy, a spokesperson for the company. "And further, we will reduce our toxic emissions to virtually zero within the next year."
"It's the least we can do," added Liz Malloy. "NM taxpayers have helped to make us one of the richest corporations in the world."
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holy crap! when it rains it pours. What a great day. Thanks Intel, really...thanks!
Go Intel!! Now we can afford to provide health insurance to every New Mexican in the state. Hip, hip, hooray!
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